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		<title>Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jonathon &#8220;The Impaler&#8221; Sharkey threw himself into the race for Minnesota Governor on January 13, 2006. His thirteen point platform included helping farmers, improving the public school system, and advocating for better benefits for United States veterans. However, it was his &#8220;coming out&#8221; to the media as a Hecate Witch, Satanic Dark Priest and Sanguinary [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Jonathon &#8220;The Impaler&#8221; Sharkey threw himself into the race for Minnesota  Governor on January 13, 2006. His thirteen point platform included  helping farmers, improving the public school system, and advocating for  better benefits for United States veterans. However, it was his &#8220;coming  out&#8221; to the media as a Hecate Witch, Satanic Dark Priest and Sanguinary  Vampire that grabbed Jonathon national and international attention. His  candidacy marked the beginning of the largest amount of media coverage  ever given to an unknown third party candidate running for Governor in  American history.</p>
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<p>&#8220;Minnesota has hosted an interesting run of  political candidates, from   retired wrestler Jesse Ventura (Minnesota  governor from 1999 to 2003)   to former Saturday Night Live star Al  Franken (the contested winner of  a  U.S. Senate seat in 2008). But  perhaps the most intriguing  candidate  was Jonathan Sharkey, a  self-proclaimed Satanic Vampire and  Hecate  Witch, who ran for the office  of Minnesota governor in 2006. W.  Tray  White&#8217;s documentary Impaler  follows Sharkey as he contends with  the  media frenzy inspired by his  13-point political platform which  includes  impaling criminals on the  lawn of the governor&#8217;s mansion.&#8221;</p>
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